We went to Cleveland’s Oktoberfest over the weekend, which, oddly, is held the first weekend in September (“Septemberfest”?). My favorite part of the whole weekend, or maybe the whole year, is the wiener dog races. Yes, for real. They’re pretty much the cutest thing in the entire world, and there’s a disproportionate number of dogs named Oscar, because how could you resist naming your own dachshund that? And I made a gif because that’s what I do. And because it is hilarious. Pay special attention to the dog in the red vest at the very top. I might seriously watch this for hours.